This article originally ran in 2012 and has been updated.
Welcome to Dissected, where we disassemble a band’s catalog, a director’s filmography, or some other critical pop-culture collection in the abstract. It’s exact science by way of a few beers. This time, we sort through the best and worst of Jim Morrison’s wild rock ‘n’ roll revue.
In his 2006 review of The Doors: Perception box set, Pitchfork‘s Stuart Berman wrote, “The Doors aren’t so much a band as a phase you go through, rarely to be visited again, like so much of the high-school-notebook poetry that Jim Morrison’s lyrics inspired.” While plenty of critics agree with him (including writers on our staff), most will contend that’s quite an overstated opinion. Or, maybe not.
Truth be told, The Doors have always been a polarizing band, and their success to destruction ratio was about 1:3. They burned bridges at Los Angeles’ Whisky a Go Go, thanks to their 12-minute Oedipal epic, “The End”; they were banned from The Ed Sullivan Show; they pissed off The Kinks with “Hello, I Love You”; they lost critics with 1969’s The Soft Parade; they ran into a gamut of legal problems, including Morrison’s notorious Miami arrest in 1969; and, to top it off, they were sensationalized in 1991 by Oliver Stone.
That last part isn’t their fault — and the band’s surviving members have all since written the film off — but it’s still influenced the enduring legacy of the Los Angeles quartet. Morrison, the late poet and frontman, is forever immortalized as a reckless, abusive alcoholic who stumbled around the West in leather pants while muttering inconsistencies about love, death, and Indians.
Who knows how much of it is true; after all, there are countless anecdotes in Danny Sugerman and Jerry Hopkins’ essential Morrison biography, No One Here Gets Out Alive, that support half of the stories portrayed in Stone’s film. If anything, they only expand on them.
Still, Berman’s assessment bruises. If the music’s truly sophomoric and Morrison’s remembered as “a drunken buffoon,” as the late Philip Seymour Hoffman proclaimed as Lester Bangs in Cameron Crowe’s Almost Famous, then what’s left to mine here? Well, how about their influence? Iggy Pop loved them, so did Ian Curtis, and you could maybe add Jarvis Cocker to that list.
Love him or hate him, there’s no denying Morrison’s impact, which Berman addresses in that very same review, and there’s no denying that reckless power they trademarked. However, isn’t recklessness the sort of thing a high school student strives for? Perhaps there is truth to Berman’s claim.
Nevertheless, we decided to revisit the group’s six studio albums (ignoring the Morrison-less posthumous releases), specifically 1971’s Other Voices, 1972’s Full Circle, and 1978’s incredibly polarizing An American Prayer. (To be fair, we’ll occasionally blast the latter’s “Ghost Song,” but it would behoove you to buy Morrison’s book of poetry, instead.)
So, grab a handle of whisky and enjoy an impractical dissection of the band’s prized discography. Because if there’s anything we learned from Kids in the Hall, it’s that “…if you want to be a Doors fan, you can’t just buy any album. It’s scientific.”
06. The Soft Parade (1969)
“Horse Latitudes”: 36.17°N 115.13°W — or, Las Vegas, NV — Forget gambling, skip the strip clubs, and don’t buy tickets to any shows. You are the show. Take your ass to the Bellagio and start singing each song here — and loud. Though, be careful who you ask for “soft asylum.” Could get rough.
Number of songs pre-written for The Bee Gees: 1, “The Soft Parade.” John Densmore’s scatterbrained percussion has Barry, Robin, and Maurice Gibb written all over it.
The best cover of “Five to One”: “Wild Child.” Okay, so it’s not the same song, but the stomping Godzilla-like rhythm section and the song’s vocal melody echo the greatest track off of Strange Days. Morrison’s snarl on “wild chi-ld” even mimics how he screams “five to one.” Maybe they forgot.
Scrapped theme song for Dallas: “Tell All the People.” It’s all in the lyrics: “Can’t you see me growing, get your guns”; “Gonna bury all our troubles in the sand”: “Follow me across the sea/ Where milky babies seem to be.” Morrison hated the song, but J.R. would have loved it. Well, maybe not.
“Where’s your will to be weird?” When the 1885 version of ZZ Top — see: Back to the Future Part III — seemingly chimes in throughout “Runnin’ Blue.” Though, we doubt guitarist Robby Krieger would have been able to flip his guitar around like Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons. Just sayin’.
Wanna know how long this album took to make?
Shortest song: “Runnin’ Blue” (2:26)
Longest song: “The Soft Parade” (8:35)
Val Kilmer did it better: Nothing beats a drunken Kilmer flubbing the recording sessions and ad-libbing the lyrics to “Touch Me,” specifically the iconic chorus. It’s impossible to listen to the song now and not belt out: “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon now suck me, babe. Can’t you see, I need some fuckin’ head…” Thanks, Val.
Analysis: It’s unfortunate (and mildly unfair) to call The Soft Parade the band’s worst album, especially since it’s one of their more singular efforts and finds them tinkering with brass and strings in a manner that would become rather prevalent during the ’70s. The problem is that the album’s meandering, soggy middle — ahem, “Shaman’s Blues,” “Do It,” “Easy Ride,” and “Five to One”-rip-off “Wild Child” — deflates so much of the energy set in motion by “Tell All the People” and “Touch Me.”
Even worse, they completely fumble their comeback (see: “Runnin’ Blue” and “Wishful Sinful”) with the dubious title track.
Having said that, “Touch Me” would slot somewhere in the top five best Doors songs, and proves that their brazen attempt at candied pop was not only earnest but completely warranted. That showy opening, that triumphant sax solo by Curtis Amy, and those lush magical strings… it’s gorgeous rock ‘n’ roll. It’s also irresistibly catchy, and anyone who sings it inevitably sounds like a drunk and stoned Bill Murray at late-night karaoke, which isn’t a bad thing by any means.
For that alone, it’s worth having The Soft Parade in your collection, and with enough brandy, it’ll start to sound like the craziest Pat Boone album.
Fun fact: This was, not surprisingly, the band’s most expensive album.
05. Morrison Hotel (1970)
“Horse Latitudes”: 30.27°N 97.74°W — or, Austin, TX — Sell your car, cash out your ATM, head to Sixth and Red River St., slowly make your way into every bar, and then pass out somewhere on campus by week’s end. Wake up and find your car as you re-listen to “Waiting for the Sun” for the 70th time. See how long it takes you to realize you’re sitting in a used car lot.
Number of times a sloppy drunk has karaoked to “Roadhouse Blues”: Infinite
Number of times CoS’ Editor-in-Chief has karaoked to “Roadhouse Blues”: See above.
Best Creedence Clearwater Revival song NOT sung by John Fogerty: “Land Ho!”
Most confusing track simply because of its title: “Waiting for the Sun.” WTF? Don’t they have an album called that?
Top Outtake: “Indian Summer.” Dating back to 1966, this intimate number was originally intended to appear on their self-titled debut, but was shelved for later use, which makes sense as it wouldn’t fit on that record at all. It almost doesn’t fit here, either, and kind of sticks out like a sore thumb, but it’s quite gorgeous. Morrison’s “high school poetry” and Krieger’s candlelight guitar take center stage, drifting dreamily over the more subdued rhythm section of Ray Manzarek and Densmore. People, if you’re gonna dig into the vaults, here’s an example of Doing It Right.
“Where’s your will to be weird?” The way Morrison can take a tight, politically charged single and still manage to throw in a random spoken word interlude — this time, his classic tale of “Indians scattered on dawn’s highway bleeding.” Sigh, that’s our Jimbo.
Two Bars, One Album: Morrison was so transparent about his love for booze that he named the two sides of the album after his two favorite bars in Los Angeles — the Hard Rock Café (Side A) and the Morrison Hotel (Side B) — and if you look at the front and back cover of the album, you’ll find the band hanging out in each of them. Sadly, those days are long gone and both bars have since closed their doors, though Side A is survived by this soulless mausoleum…
Shortest song: “Blue Sunday” (2:13)
Longest song: “Maggie M’Gill” (4:23)
Val Kilmer did it better: Nope, not this time; the Lizard King trumps the Iceman all over Morrison Hotel. Though, “Indian Summer” does soundtrack an enchanting scene between Kilmer and Meg Ryan, who plays Pamela Courson in the film. The effect is even better when they’re both speaking French, which is kind of ironic considering where they died…
Analysis: Morrison Hotel opted for a back-to-basics approach after the band spent the better part of a year trying to reinvent themselves with The Soft Parade. Not surprisingly, critics rejoiced at their decision, some even dubbing it their best and most daring piece of work at the time, alluding to the album’s often violent imagery (see: “Peace Frog,” “Ship of Fools”). On the whole, though, it’s a gritty, rusty, and raucous album, swelling with pessimism — Morrison sings, “The future’s uncertain, and the end is always near,” on album opener “Roadhouse Blues” — that undoubtedly came from the singer’s unshakeable alcoholism.
What gets confusing is when Morrison Hotel reaches back into the past. “Indian Summer,” “Blue Sunday,” and “Waiting for the Sun” are all exceptional tracks, but they don’t really belong on this album. It’s like someone came to the BBQ with tablets of acid, and the majority of the guests decided to ignore them and stick to the booze, instead. Looking back, these tracks feel like the final gasps of psychedelia for the group, who were quickly shifting into more bluesy rock ‘n’ roll, which was becoming of acts like Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, and The Who. It was a good look on them and would be perfected on their follow-up.
04. Waiting for the Sun (1968)
“Horse Latitudes”: 36.15°N 112.30°W — or, Arizona’s Grand Canyon National Park — Keep replaying track one in the car (despite any traffic, weather conditions, or engine distractions), then let it rip as you hike down to the Colorado River, where you’ll rob a canoe, go bobbing for fish, and then do peyote with a random Indian woman named Irma who turns out to be a signpost that reads, “Watch Out for Falling Rocks.” Carry on.
Number of songs sampled by Jay-Z: 1, “Five to One” for The Blueprint’s “Takeover.” You can thank Yeezy for that one.
Six Degrees of Robby Krieger: As Wikipedia points out, “The guitar solo on Pearl Jam’s ‘Alive’ was based on Ace Frehley’s guitar solo on the Kiss song ‘She,” which was in turn based on Robby Krieger’s solo in ‘Five to One’.” If anyone can link this to Kevin Bacon, they win a $100 gift certificate to Party City.
Okay, so that’s creepy: When Morrison screams, “Dead president’s corpse in the driver’s car/ The engine runs on glue and tar,” on the equally chilling “Not To Touch the Earth,” you’re shivering. Now, try and imagine how ol’ Jackie felt.
“Where’s your will to be weird?” That military interlude in the middle of “The Unknown Soldier.” On stage, it was an excellent opportunity to showcase Morrison’s theatrical side. On record, it’s a reminder to skip to the next track, even if it makes you feel unpatriotic.
Shortest song: “Wintertime Love” (1:53)
Longest song: “Five to One” (4:25)
Val Kilmer did it better: He doesn’t. Morrison will always shine here all the way through. Don’t get too bummed out, Kilmer…
Analysis: Upon its release, Waiting for the Sun was seen as a minor disappointment. Critics claimed it was more of the same, and to be fair, there was a reason for that: Morrison was unhinged, recording was contemptuous, and the band started out with little to no new material thanks to prior touring and press commitments. But it was a huge success, earning the band their first No. 1 album and their second No. 1 hit single with Ray Davies’ favorite Doors song, “Hello, I Love You.”
In hindsight, the album works more like a time capsule of the band’s flavorful touchstones. It’s poppy (“Hello, I Love You”), it’s romantic (“Love Street”), it’s scary (“Not To Touch the Earth”), it’s nostalgic (“Summer’s Almost Gone”), it’s elegant (“Wintertime Love”), it’s political (“The Unknown Soldier”), it’s haunting (“Spanish Caravan”), it’s spiritual (“My Wild Love”), it’s chummy (“We Could Be So Good Together”), it’s stirring (“Yes, The River Knows”), and it’s vicious (“Five to One”).
It’s an aural smorgasbord of The Doors.
